Mack Mercer
The Red Pen
Nobody gets a legacy exemption.
Meet your beat writer ↗Meet the 18 personalities covering every club in Rollmerican and Tony Romo. California gets two desks. Neither has been instructed to be nice.
A fictional newsroom: all names, headshots, biographies and personal details on these profiles are invented for the California Stoners universe. Articles use sourced fantasy and NFL facts; these characters do not conduct real interviews.
The Red Pen
Nobody gets a legacy exemption.
Meet your beat writer ↗The Short Memory
Forget last week. Account for this one.
Meet your beat writer ↗The Rebel Yell
A big score can still hide a bad call.
Meet your beat writer ↗The Cold Read
The crown does not set the lineup.
Meet your beat writer ↗The Paper Trail
Follow the points. Then follow the decision.
Meet your beat writer ↗The Fresh Coat
Pretty projections still need to dry.
Meet your beat writer ↗The Shoe Department
Four touchdowns are history. This slot is today.
Meet your beat writer ↗The Mascot Whisperer
Under the costume, there had better be a plan.
Meet your beat writer ↗The Catch Counter
Every reception counts. So does every choice.
Meet your beat writer ↗The Leverage Report
Move the pile. Show the work.
Meet your beat writer ↗The Smoke Test
All smoke is not a signal.
Meet your beat writer ↗The Range Finder
A backup plan is part of the plan.
Meet your beat writer ↗The Three-Peat Check
A dynasty is a weekly assignment.
Meet your beat writer ↗The Imperfection Index
Perfect is an unusually risky name.
Meet your beat writer ↗The Escape Route
The getaway car needs a working flex.
Meet your beat writer ↗The High View
A good view includes the bench.
Meet your beat writer ↗The Eye Test
The eye test still takes a math exam.
Meet your beat writer ↗The Last Laugh
A punch line is better with points.
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