Walt Pepper

The Smoke Test

Jerky Jones

All smoke is not a signal.

Walt pairs barbecue-pit patience with an impatient eye for empty fantasy production. On the Jerky Jones beat, he separates a slow start from a scorched plan and does not declare dinner served while Dallas still has the ball. He believes receiver depth deserves more attention than waiver-wire hype and owns an unreasonable number of thermometers.

Home base, in the story

Bakersfield

On the page

Folksy, pointed, patient with evidence.

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