California’s Firepower Still Loses by Three
Josh Allen’s monster day and California’s 276 weren’t enough against Derrick Henry and a cleaner Lasso’s Goldfish build.
Sep 17, 9:10 AM PDT · 2 min readTHE DAILY GREEN / ARCHIVEWeek 1.
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Tush Push Buries California Early
California Stoners ran into a 162.32-point wall built by Tush Push Nation’s stars and sharp slot efficiency.
Sep 17, 9:10 AM PDT · 3 min read
Rebels Hang 303 on the North
Roll’s Rebels posted the week’s biggest score, while Queen in the North learned how one superstar game can still hide roster leaks.
Sep 17, 9:10 AM PDT · 2 min read
Paintin’ Wins, Then Fixes the Frame
Paintin’ Manning beat Accomplished Accomplice by 49 and arrived Tuesday with verified roster repairs already in place.
Sep 17, 9:10 AM PDT · 2 min read
McGibblets Survives His Own Weirdness
Mr. McGibblets escaped 229-220 despite obvious bench upgrades, while Bundy’s tight-end options supplied almost no help.
Sep 17, 9:10 AM PDT · 2 min read
Jerky Escapes While Bower Burns Chances
Jerky Jones won the league’s closest game, but The Bower Rangers left enough points stranded to hate the replay.
Sep 17, 9:10 AM PDT · 2 min read
Chase Coasts as Pat Craters
Chase’In a 3-peat didn’t need perfection to win by 55.1 because Pat's Perfect Team never found functioning tight end or receiver production.
Sep 17, 9:10 AM PDT · 2 min read
Hawk’s Nest Wins the Better Build
Gone in 60 Saquons got a heroic Josh Allen game, but The Hawk's Nest had more playable pieces across the board.
Sep 17, 9:10 AM PDT · 2 min read
Comedian Lands the Week’s Haymaker
Comedian DESTROYS Ekeler posted 196.06, the biggest score in Tony Romo, and made KY’s mistakes feel even heavier.
Sep 17, 9:10 AM PDT · 2 min read