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Bundy’s Lead Hides Two Repairs

The old-school virtue here was surviving your own mistakes.

Earl FourthdownReal Life Al Bundy · Fictional beat writer
Real Life Al Bundy and Mr. McGibblets helmets on an equipment cart under stadium lights — original club illustration

California Photo Desk · Original club illustration

Real Life Al Bundy has 220 points and leads Mr. McGibblets 220-168 entering Monday with no starters left. That is the sort of lead managers are supposed to enjoy. Yet this one should be studied, not admired blindly. Jalen Hurts’ 65 was superb. Amon-Ra St. Brown’s 37 and the Steelers defense’s 40 were decisive. Everything beneath that was a patchwork of leaks, tags and one very loud zero at tight end.

The single worst outcome was Brock Bowers’ zero in the starting TE slot while George Kittle sat on the bench with 2. That is not a huge missed opportunity, just evidence that the position is unstable. More instructive is Mike Evans’ 21 on the bench, a seven-point alternative to flex starter Tetairoa McMillan’s 14. Brown’s later IR designation did not invalidate his earlier NFL appearance. It does create a Week 2 vacancy; Bowers’ Out tag creates a separate tight-end concern. Those are actual roster tasks, not interchangeable hindsight accusations.

That is where next week begins. Bundy should not pretend this week’s lead proves the WR3 and TE situations are solved. It proves Hurts can drag a noisy roster across a Sunday. If Kenneth Walker does not save Mr. McGibblets on Monday, Bundy will probably win anyway. Good. Winning is allowed. So is honesty about why it happened.

The practical step is exactly what the waiver desk recommends: scan tight end and receiver help. Mike Gesicki or Devaughn Vele are sensible pressure options, even if Kittle remains the internal fallback. Do not overreact at quarterback, running back or defense. React where the evidence points. Bundy’s roster just produced a strong score while still showing two positions that can get this team hurt the minute Hurts stops playing superhero.

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