At the 2:55 p.m. PDT Rollmerican league capture on September 13, 2026, California Stoners sit on the second-highest current score at 261, just behind Roll’s Rebels at 265. That is the clearest top-line takeaway in a league where every team is still officially 0–0–0 and no Week 1 matchup has been decided yet.
California’s matchup is less secure than the current board suggests, because Lasso’s Goldfish still has four starters left and projects to close within range at 257. Even so, the Stoners have already separated themselves from most of the league with Josh Allen’s 85, David Montgomery’s 51 and Jonathan Taylor’s 46 in the 12-point-touchdown setup. Rashee Rice is the only remaining California starter.
Around the league, Roll’s Rebels own the current scoring lead behind Lamar Jackson’s 63, D’Andre Swift’s 62 and Bijan Robinson’s 46, while Queen in the North is still chasing despite Caleb Williams’ 87-point outburst. The closest projected race is Accomplished Accomplice versus Paintin’ Manning, where the current 182-121 margin is misleading because the projection favors Paintin’ Manning 212-207.
ESPN reported that Josh Allen’s late touchdown pass settled Buffalo’s opener. His four total touchdowns translated into 85 Rollmerican points. Real Life Al Bundy also leads Mr. McGibblets 190–147, with Pittsburgh’s defense contributing 40; its projected finish is 223–186. None of these unfinished scores has entered the win column.
California’s next lineup question includes a new receiver: Jalen Coker was added for Aaron Jones Sr. on September 13 and finished with 138 receiving yards, two touchdowns and 51 bench points. That performance gives the Stoners another option for future unlocked lineups; it does not increase their Week 1 score. Rice remains the only California starter still to play.
